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*****JOKE OF THE DAY*****
A MAD-MAN was standing near a chemist
shop when MUSA walked in and was
complaining to the CHEMIST MAN saying;
'Doctor! My head is aching me seriously for
2days now. Immediately, the MAD-MAN
entered and said 'I know how you feel.'
MUSA was astonished. The MAD MAN said;
'Sometimes it will be as if ten men are
playing Army Drum on your HEAD ? ?
MUSA: Yes that is true!
MAD-MAN: And it will be as if your HEAD
wants to fall down ? ?
MUSA: Yes, you are right..
MAD-MAN: And you will be seeing things
double ? ?
MUSA: Yes! Yes!! you are correct.
MAD-MAN: And sometimes you will be seeing
things in a negative way ? ?
MUSA: MY GOD! That is so true
MAD-MAN: When you see fire it wil turn to
river and If you see waste-bin it will turn to
paradise in your eyes ? ?
MUSA: JESUS!. That is a BIG TRUTH! But how
come you know all these ? ?
MAD-MAN: Na So My own Take start...

☺😀😜Compliments of the season...

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