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WIFE: *Honey let's play a game*

HUSBAND: *Okay. What's the game about?*

WIFE: *If I mention a fruit, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a colour, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month*

HUSBAND: *Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?*

WIFE: (smiles) *Yes darling!*

HUSBAND: *Okay*
 (stands up ready to run in any direction)

*WIFE* Are you ready?*

Husband: *Yes ready*

WIFE:       *Orange!*

*Its been 4 HOURS NOW...
The husband is still standing on the spot wondering if she meant the fruit or the color* 😀😀😝😝👊👊

*Moral lesson...


After God, Fear Women!*

*Good evening

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