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NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.

Na only for Naija e de happen o.....

*Na only for Naija you
 go see fish inside
 "MEAT PIE"..

*Na only for Naija we
 dey count money after
 we withdraw am from
 ATM because we no
 even trust ATM
 machines.

*Na only for Naija
 PHCN dey say:-Win a
 brand new GENERATOR
 if you pay your NEPA
 bill...

*Na only for Naija
 people dey horn for
 traffic light make e
 quick change from Red
 to Green...

*Na only for Naija
 Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer.

Wetin you no see for
 Naija, you no fit see am
 anywhere in d world...

*Na only for naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sell groundnut
 for Junction.

*Na only for Naija, you go see mad man dey
 control traffic, people
 wey get sense dey obey.

*Na only for Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online..

*Na only for naija u go
 see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book.

I salute Nigerians......
 Just laugh out DAT stress jhor
  My Nigeria   Your Nigeria       our Nigeria    My country   Your country  our country 😜😜😜

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