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HOW AMERICANS AND NIGERIANS REPLY POSTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA

AMERICANS;
OMG one dude just parked his car in the middle of the road, stripped himself naked and ran mad.

REPLIES:
Alicia: Oh... He must have been battling with depression for a while and no attention was paid to it.πŸ˜ͺ

Bryan: Whats the location someone needs to call the paramedics?

Khloe: He's gonna be fine, my team and I went after him and took him to rehab, I think he OD.πŸ˜’

James: That's cool Khloe you guys did greatπŸ‘.
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NIGERIANS:
There's nothing someone will not see in this country, one guy just parked his car in the middle of the road and ran mad...

REPLIES:
Real Mhiz Slay Queen: Chaii Village people at work, they don nack am.πŸ˜ƒ

Dele: All igbo(weed) smokers 🚬come and see your colleague.

Segun: Ritualist, he must be an Igbo man, God don catch am today.

Anthony: Segun thunder⚡fire that your generation!😠 Igbos do ritual pass Yoruba?😠

Chinedu: Segun you are an idiot!😑

Nwa Biafra: Everything is possible in the zoo, Nigeria is a zoo!πŸ˜•

MissBeautyIsSlayBae: Not my business, I need iphone8πŸ“±this new year, please can someone help me?πŸ˜₯m

Sunday: As you type Amen on this my post you will never run mad this year.πŸ™

Michael: Amen

Ifeoma: Amen ooh

Bola: Amiii Jesu!

Ben: Amen ooh!!

MY NAIJA BROS AND SIS, NA LIE I LIE?

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