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3674‬: JOKE! JOKE!! JOKE!!!

A man saw a catholic sister and decided to give her a lift in his car. As the car was moving the man placed his hand on the laps of the sister pretending he was looking for the gear lever. The sister cast a glance at him and said Matthew chapter 7 vs 7". The man quickly removed his hand.
After a short time the man placed his hand again on the laps of the sister. The sister said to him again ; "Matthew 7 vs 7". The man nervously removed his hand.
The sister reached her destination and got off the car, cast another glance at the man and said "So you don't read your Bible!"
When the man got home he opened his Bible to Matthew 7 vs 7 it says "ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO U". The man shouted;"OH!!! I DON FUCK UP😭😭😭😭

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