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A blind man appeared in court on a murder charge for beating a young man to death....

The judge asked the blind man: What do you have to say in your defense? For I see you have chosen not to have a lawyer.

The blind man replied: Well your Honor, I was walking down the road tapping my cane to guide me when I accidentally tap a young man's foot. The young man shouted in a loud voice, "Blind man if you hit me with that stick again you will see!"

So just like the woman who touched Jesus' robe and was healed, I decided to have faith. So I hit him and hit him and hit him, and up to this day I still can't see.

The judge says: "Case dismissed. You're free to go".




CHAIIIIIIIIIIIIII. WHAT A MIRACLE:

Alex Ekwueme died and in 1week Oko in ANAMBRA STATE has street lights everywhere, In 1week d bad road from to Ekwulobia to Oko has been reconstructed, in 1week the walls of Saint John Anglican Church (ie the church next to ekwueme's house) has been rebuilt, in 1week a field filled with air conditioned tents has been mounted just in one week!!! IF THE DEATH OF PROMINENT MEN ESPECIALLY THOSE IN THE GOVERNMENT WILL SAVE THIS COUNTRY , THEN LET MORE .... Lemme come and be going....
Yungericky Ericuche

Me: father lord, there are many roads in the south east that needs attention. so my God pls take note these individuals are still alive
(1) Chris Ngige
(2) Ken Nnamanni
(3) chinwoke mbadinuju
(4) Sullivan chime
(5) ezeife
(6) Jim Ifeanyichukwu Nwodo
(7) Rochas Anayo Okorocha etc
I did not say u should kill them oh but we need our roads to be done. Ndi ara

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