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*"AFRICAN PROVERBS"*
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 ⭕ 1)  *The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.* (Zimbabwe)
 ⭕ 2) *There's no virgin in a maternity ward.* (Cameroon)
 ⭕ 3)  *A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles.* (Ghana)
 ⭕ 4)  *The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem.* (Ghana)
 ⭕ 5)  *When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air.* (Ethiopia)
 ⭕ 6)  *He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.* (Nigeria)
 ⭕ 7)  *The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow.* (Togo)
 ⭕ 8)  *An erected penis has no conscience.* (Uganda)
 ⭕ 9)  *If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers.* (Kenya)
 ⭕ 10) *The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.*.(Senegal )


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